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im a "tooth pick" by day and a "ninja" at night .....ask me more and i will explain.
i hate the sound of my alarm clock, i detest mondays . i sleep too much..... sometimes a bit of a slob . i get cranky when im hungry or if i dont get enough of "it". I push doors that clearly say pull. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I still count with my fingers ....
my brain is in New York, my heart in the middle east , my liver in india and stomach in africa. my eyes are set on the north pole . my spirit wants to fly but sadly my feet just wanna stay put.
i dont smoke, i dont drink (the hard stuff), i dont gamble and dont do drugs either... yeahh !!! im the last from the old school... ask me !!! cos i locked up and still have the key.
I wish i could cook but in all honesty i cant ... not even to save my life....i tried making scramble eggs once.... i ended up using 9 dishes ( i kid you not!!) ...there's scramble eggs ....and there's scramble eggs....i trust you would know better....
ive been in some wonderful relationships and some not so wonderful......i use to believe in "chemistry" but not sure if it exists.
i do come from a humble beginning.... worked and studied my way up to my master degree . i can speak about anything from car exhausts to daisies .
if i cannot impress you with my intelligence ,,,, i can certainly dazzle you with my b***t.
im easy enough to get along with,,,,, simple enough to understand....but can be complicated enough to drive the shit out of your wit.....
are you willing to take your chances with me??
what are you waiting for ?
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